Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Hmm...for a lot of time, I have been trying to think of ways to avenge my Van Driver's brutalities against myself but I keep forgetting about it - until every morning. I have found myself and my van mates very creative when it comes to inventing names. Like, I remember, two years back we had a van wala who used to wear that freddy-like cap, so we referred to him (amongst ourselves of course) as Uncle Nightmare. Then, there was this other driver who had serious staring problems -- he was rightfully labelled as Uncle Taardhoo the other day .There was also an uncle who was as little as Lord Farquaad of Shrek -- I dunno why but soon he was entitled as Habibi. May be that had something to do with his shaikh styled goatee. So yes, that's kind of our tradition. Now, I do remember some of us discussing what could we call the present one while lamenting at his brutalities against us - the unarmed students. 0:) I guess that thought just evaporated everybody's mind not just mine. But today, I managed to ink it before it could disappear into nothingness. I think we can call him the Deadly Commando - the Spartan King of Today.

Now, Uncle Spartan must have been either a court martialled fauji or a reincarnated punctual Nazi or may be he is simply possessed by some grudging gora spirit. He could be a ROBOT too as everything he does is so calculated and accurate that there's no chance of him failing to achieve his target. For him success could be defined as 'getting to college the earliest'. And people who mess with his target, like pose potential threats in his way to success (Stop! pointing your fingers at me!! What about Sana, eh?) are either tagged as 'shout -ats' or preferably 'leave-them-at-their-doorsteps' aka 'make-them-miss-their-school' types by gracious Uncle Spartan. And, yes I have been pretty much honored as being tagged as both. He is also ultra sensitive for how his van gets treated. Now, you must have gotten the hint that Commando Sahab is VERY serious about time .....I mean he is NEVER late, not even a minute - he could come early but NEVER late. And I shall stop here -- I dunno if this pretty controlled description has entered into the Gheebat territory. So I'll just let it evaporate.

I guess that would be it. :)

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